Oscarology

"Oscarology is a system of astrology ..., that was revealed to (Greta Christina) in a powerful mystical experience -- based on what movie won the Best Picture Oscar for the year you were born."

I am a Patton

"Pattons have strong personalities. They are keenly intelligent, with an outstanding ability to apply their intelligence in the real world. They have high expectations both of themselves and others, and a great deal of confidence and personal pride. However, they must be careful to avoid arrogance and harshness: they are often right, but not as often as they think they are, and their expectations of others are not always reasonable. They are not afraid to speak their minds, but are not always wise about when to do so or to whom."

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