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"Atheist ako, pero pag nasa bahay, nagro-rosary kami ng nanay ko, eh kung magalit sa kin yun. - Socio 11 Prof."

Wala lang, natawa lang ako. Galing sa isang forwarded e-mail na supposedly quotations from UP teachers.

Skepticism

from cectic.com

Alternative Auto Mechanic

from cectic.com

Pity the Skeptic

Nakita ko to sa isang comment sa denialism blog

Skeptic Pitied

FAYETTEVILLE, AR-Craig Schaffner, 46, a Fayetteville-area computer consultant, has earned the pity of friends and acquaintances for his tragic reluctance to embrace the unverifiable, sources reported Monday.

Freudian Analysis: Boba Fett v Han Solo (Return of the Jedi)

I think it's funny, so sue me. :)

At face value, the fight between Han and Boba might seem like mindless entertainment – a bit of comic relief, and a way to unceremoniously kill off a tertiary character. Dig deeper, however, and you'll find that this fight actually has a lot to say about sex, heroism, and MANLINESS. Which means a lot of penis symbolism

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Oscarology

"Oscarology is a system of astrology ..., that was revealed to (Greta Christina) in a powerful mystical experience -- based on what movie won the Best Picture Oscar for the year you were born."

I am a Patton

"Pattons have strong personalities. They are keenly intelligent, with an outstanding ability to apply their intelligence in the real world. They have high expectations both of themselves and others, and a great deal of confidence and personal pride. However, they must be careful to avoid arrogance and harshness: they are often right, but not as often as they think they are, and their expectations of others are not always reasonable. They are not afraid to speak their minds, but are not always wise about when to do so or to whom."

Find out your own Oscarology reading.

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TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRILLANES AND COMPANY SHOULD HAVE GONE TO VICTORIA COURT INSTEAD

1. They were only gonna stay for a 'short time' anyway
2. Bishop Labayen and Fr. Robert Reyes could have heard **confessions
3. They could have wet the towels in the jacuzzi to combat tear gas
4. There are no wedding receptions in Victoria Court. Only honeymoons.
5. It always has more people than Manila Pen
6. The APC won't know which garage to park
7. The ceiling mirrors would have thrown off the raiding party.
8. ABS-CBN could have done an episode of XXX and The Buzz while covering the coup
9. 'What happens in Victoria Court stays in Victoria court

The Five Stages of (Causing) Grief

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U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially Dangerous Atoms

U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially Dangerous Atoms

WASHINGTON—"Iran maintains the atoms will only be used to form the building blocks of all existence, but we cannot afford to take that risk," said Secretary Chertoff.

Pakistan's Politics Made Simple

Vlogger John Green discusses the political situation in Pakistan while eating 24 pumpkin Peeps. Money quote: "Hank, how screwed up is the world when lawyers hold the moral high ground!?"



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Latest from the Best Page in the Universe

Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion.

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Quack

just discovered Cectic, via Bad Astronomy Blog

Para sa Bagets generation...

katulad ko. :) Nakuha ko po sa e-mail

NAAALALA MO PA BA ANG PANAHON NA...

1. Pogi ka kung kasama sa porma mo ang Sperry Topsiders, K-Swiss, Espadrilles (na pinilahan mo pa sa Whistle Stop o sa Cash and Carry), Tretorn or Dragonfly sneakers, white Spartan sneakers, argyle socks, woven leather belts, Chaser, Lacoste, Ralph Lauren at iba pa, one-size-fits-all Hanes T-shirt with the print of your favorite New Wave band, pabangong Chaps, Bowling Green, Gray Flannel or Kouros, Denman brushes, Dippity Do or Dep hair gel, Bermuda shorts worn with plaid long-sleeves.
2. Macho ka kung ang porma mo ay parang kay Don Johnson ng Miami Vice at kung naglalaro ka ng football o nag-aaral ka ng tae kwon do or marunong mag butterfly kick tulad ni Ralph Macchio sa Karate Kid. Sobrang macho ka kung may pandesal ka sa tiyan habang nakasuot ng hanging shirt.
3. Pretty ka kung meron kang pencil-cut skirt (calf-length, three to four inches above the ankle), pabangong Nenuco o De Ne Nes, permed hair a la Madonna or teased bangs na pinatigas ng Aquanet, shoulder pads ala Joan Collin a.k.a. Alexis Carrington in Dynasty), Benetton shirt, Esprit outfit at namimili ka ng gamit sa Sari-Sari, Tokyo Hannah,Tickles and Regina's in Shoppesville.
4. In na in ka kung napuntahan mo ang mga concerts nina Mike Francis, Swing Out Sisters, Menudo, Earth, Wind and Fire, James Ingram, Genesis noong unang punta pa lang nila dito sa Pilipinas.
5. Sosyal ka kung malimit ka sa Jazz Rhythm & Booze at kumakain ka sa Cafe Ysabel, Bistro Burgos, Dean Street Cafe, Angelino's and East St. Lois, Cosmo and Kudo's at nag-babakasyon ka sa Matabungkay Beach Club o Baguio Country Club.
6. Wala pang videoke kundi karaoke.
7. Ang preso lang may tattoo.
8. Akala mo'y magkakatuluyan sina Ate Shena at Kuya Bodjie.
9. Ang intindi mo ng LOL ay ULOL imbes na Laughing Out Loud.
10. Na-tsismis na bulati ang beef patty ng Jollibee.
11. Kinilig ka nang malaman mong ikakasal si Pops at si Martin.
12. Piso lang ang isang basong taho at kailangan mong magdala ng sarili mong baso kasi wala pang plastic cups no'n si manong magtataho.
13. Lechon Manok pa ang pinag lilihihan ng taumbayan.
14. Tarzan, Jojo, Bazooka Joe, Clover bits at Tootsie Roll ang pinagkakagastusan mo ng mga beintesinko mo.
15. Nagkakakalyo ka dahil typewriter pa ang ginagamit mo para sa mga school paper mo...kaya bentang-benta pa ang carbon paper at liquid paper.
16. Sa Ortigas Center ka tinuturuang magmaneho kasi puro talahib pa yon no'n.
17. Cool ang bumati sa iyong crush sa FM radio.
18. May mascot pa ang 99.5 RT na binebenta sa Gift Gate.
19. Baduy pa noon si Lea Salonga dahil sa That's Entertainment.
20. Iniisip mong dapat mag-retire na si Jaworski dahil kuwarenta na siya.
21. Egoy na egoy pa si Michael Jackson.
22. Si Harry Gasser ang newscaster ng bayan.
23. Kay Amado Pineda ka lang naniniwala pag ukol sa panahon ang balita.
24. Sintonado pa ang Eraserheads habang nag-ja-jamming sa Club Dredd.
25. Tinuruan kang mag-toning ng iyong nanay dahil kay Johnny Midnite.
26. Naglalagay ka ng pyramid sa tabi ng iyong unan para good vibes.
27. Nilalagyan mo ng watch-guard ang iyong Swatch.
28. Herbert Bautista was a campus politician.
29. P18 to $1 ang palitan sa black market.
30. May black market pa noon.
31. Illegal pa ang mga paputok.
32. Ang paborito mong tsokolate ay Chocnut at Mallows.
33. Drag race sa Greenhills at Corinthians
34. Kumain sa Burger machine o sa Goodahhhh ng madaling araw.
35. Dalawang piso lang at Chippy at solong Coke.

Learn How to Draw

Update

The video was been removed, sorry :(

Welcome to Hell

from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal via Pharyngula

The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy

13.) All your orgasms are real :). 69.) Same work....more pay. 78.) People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them....the list goes on and on.....

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Full Moon Force

The Bad Astronomer links to this story that "debunks (the) notion that full moon causes more workplace injuries." Harold, in this comment, presents a compelling counter argument.

"Phil, a look at the statistics clearly shows that nearly 50% of all police calls and emergency room visits happen within a week (before or after) of the full moon. If we move out to two weeks, the rate jumps to nearly 100%! Deny that!"

p.s.

busy po ako nitong nakaraang buwan at nito lang huling linggo ay nagka sore-eyes ako kaya wala ako masyado post ngayong buwan at puro recycled pa. :)

Ghost Voters

Troublesome Frog wrote this comment on this post by Ed Brayton. It concerns dead voters and he does have a point.

"I don't understand why people bitch so much about dead people voting. I plan to be dead myself at some point, and I'd like to have a government that represents my interests. Right now, the metabolically challenged face a lot of discrimination."

See No Evil

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